We try to ask him some questions, but it turns out that you cannot stop the journalist in Ariel from asking and answering his own questions.
Ariel has never been to Scotland, so we educate him on Scottish Tags, Irn Bru and the Argyll Arcade.
Turns out that it is a badge of honour to receive a cease and desist notice from Rolex, so we are publishing this photo again.
This is a superb podcast episode. Check it out here.